Inappropriate Things Kids Say, Vol. 4

Student A: "Mrs. A, can I pleeeease go to the bathroom?  This is serious.  I feel like I'm gonna pee on myself."

I, of course, allow the student to go to the restroom to avoid an accident.

Student B: "Well THAT was awkward."
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Comment after reading a book about caring for our pets, who need love:

"Love doesn't mean kissing.  It means hugging.  And when there's kissing, that's the disgusting part."

I love kids.