Student A: "Mrs. A, can I pleeeease go to the bathroom? This is serious. I feel like I'm gonna pee on myself."
I, of course, allow the student to go to the restroom to avoid an accident.
Student B: "Well THAT was awkward."
Comment after reading a book about caring for our pets, who need love:
"Love doesn't mean kissing. It means hugging. And when there's kissing, that's the disgusting part."
I love kids.