My weight has been such a roller coaster!
Twitterpated= lost weight.
Comfy in love= gained weight.
Tried to get healthy= bought an elliptical, lost weight.
Got pregnant= lost my appetite and puked my guts out, lost more weight.
**Insert maternity clothes here.**
Had a baby= lost more weight. Never gained weight during pregnancy, and then lost 20 pounds by delivering.
Recovered from pregnancy= started eating again. Gained weight.
I'm sitting about five pounds below where I was when I got pregnant.
SO WHY IN THE HELL DO NONE OF MY JEANS FIT?
|If I were mannequin-shaped, these jeans would fit perfectly!|
This makes me unhappy.
We seem to be in a never-ending cycle of home repair (this summer alone, we've had an HVAC guy, a plumber, and now a roofer hit us up) , so spending $100 on some new denim is just low on the priority list. But oh, how I crave the perfect pair of jeans.
Does it exist? Is there really a pair of jeans out there that will just fit me comfortably?
I believe them to be mythical. But I want them to be mine. Please advise.
**EDIT- after this post was originally written, the one pair of jeans that I had that semi-fit (as in, were the least uncomfortable of all my choices) were destroyed. The friction from my thighs rubbing together finally did its damage, and a gaping hole now exists where denim once covered my leg. DAMMIT. To those of you women whose thighs don't touch? I hate you.
And now I really need some new jeans. Sigh.