Today I came across an article about a new video "game" for Japanese Xbox 360 users. It's called My Bride: A Wife Just For You, and it lets the user create their own, custom made wife. Apparently, there are many different combinations of "looks, voice, and personality" to choose from. After the user has created his "wife", the two can begin living their lives in wedded bliss.
My two cents? If you're spending THAT MUCH time with the video games, maybe that's why you can't find a real wife in the first place.
I'm just sayin'.