James Bond...perhaps the coolest badass of them all. He is suave and debonair, and yet he will punch you right in the throat if you look at him sideways. And you won't even have seen it coming. After all, he does have a license to kill.
His character is one of the most iconic of all time.
That is, until now.
The sellouts over in 007ville have made a deal with the devil. Heineken being the devil in this particular case.
According to this article, James will no longer be ordering martinis in the upcoming Bond installment "Skyfall." Instead, he will belly up to the bar and order a Heineken.
Not only does this ruin the classic James Bond image for me, but HEINEKEN? It's not even good! At least they could have chosen a pricey craft beer over this mediocre import.
For the record, the article was found and forwarded to me by J. As a 007 fan, he may have cried a little inside upon reading this atrocious news. And who could blame him?
For shame, James. For shame.