Your Amazon.com order of "Member's Mark - Children's..." has shipped!
I keep thinking that it says my order of Maker's Mark has shipped (as I apparently block out the part that says Children's...because clearly there is no children's version of Maker's Mark). And then I think to myself, "Self, when did you order liquor on Amazon? You don't even drink Maker's Mark!"
And then I realize that it says "Member's Mark," and that it is actually allergy medication for the nugget.
But then I back up, and realize that it would be pure awesomeness if I could order liquor from Amazon...because I totally would.
That is all.