I wish I knew what happened in my classroom this morning.
Five kindergarteners are sitting around a table, reading a book. No one is even moving, save for the constant wiggles of a five year old bum in its chair. Suddenly, one little boy shouts out "Ow! My nipple!" My head whipped around as I asked "WHAT did you say?" I was sure I must have misheard him.
And then, before I knew it, all of the children are repeating, over and over again and for no apparent reason, "nipple, nipple, nipple, nipple."
I never did receive any kind of explanation, and apparently the young man's nipple stopped bothering him as he skipped down the hall back to his classroom.