Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Inappropriate Things Kids Say, Vol. 3

"Mrs. Anderson, what are you gonna name your baby?" a student asks.

"We don't know yet."  I reply.

"Well, you should tell Mr. Anderson that YOU should get to pick, since it's YOUR baby."

"Well, it's his baby, too," I say.  "I'm the mommy, and he's the daddy."

"Well if I were a woman and I was having a baby, and my husband wouldn't let me choose the name, I would slap him right in the face," student says, in all seriousness.

Well said, my little friend.

Hear that, J?  Apparently you're in for a slap in the face.  Unless, of course, you're willing to give a little on that whole "no last names for first names" rule.  ;)


  1. Lol! I mean, I teach middle schoolers and they're really no better at talking to pregnant women. They think "woah, Mrs. G, you're getting really big!" Is a major compliment.

  2. Ring slaps until Betsey can use Jackson or Clark!




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