Surgery, part deux, happened, and well...my legs have looked better.
Bruising and swelling and oozing, oh my! I will spare you the gory details, but the short version is this: the extra elephanty skin that was hanging around my thighs is outta here. Yes, this summer I will resemble Frankenstein, but this monster will be running in shorts!
I will fill you in on a few things I've learned this go 'round:
1. When given the opportunity to trash my healthy eating habits, I will take it and run. (Haha...run!) My brain has pretty much shut down the corner that puts thought into the food going into my mouth. Dessert after every meal? Yes, please! And before you say that there's no such thing as breakfast dessert, a good friend once taught me that ordering a chocolate chip pancake after you've finished your omelet is the perfect way to accomplish breakfast dessert. I'm blaming the pain for my lack of self-control. Which brings me to my next point-
2. Grilled cheese and crinkle cut fries are my ultimate comfort food. Two surgeries in two months, and both times, when I've finally come out of the post-surgical stupor enough to want sustenance, grilled cheese and crinkle fries have been my meal request. My poor, sweet husband has gone on the hunt twice now. He's narrowed down the best sandwich, the best fries, and these may or may not be located at the same restaurant. He's even learned to keep the takeout container open during the car ride home, lest the extra-crispy fries get soggy. Which brings me to the NEXT point-
3. My husband is the best husband. He bankrolls my procedures and then takes care of my
4. And finally, the most important lesson I've learned. DO NOT, under any circumstances, shop online while under the effects of anesthesia. Anesthesia amnesia is a real thing, and I know because I experienced it just two short months ago. I remember very little from either surgery day. I do remember that it occured to me once I got home last week that my fancy compression garment, which I am forced to wear for every day for the next six weeks, covers about 80% of the skin on my body. What is a girl to wear over such a garment? Especially when summer is coming, and it ain't getting any cooler outside! I thought maybe I should order a few things, so that I could safely leave the house.
And order I did.
I keep getting notification after notification about items that have shipped from here, there, and everywhere. UPS started delivering today. It's like Christmas! I don't remember what I ordered or from where. Who knows how long the deliveries will continue? I'll live it up until I have to start returning.